New Dowse Interview

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Kingfield Ender » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:46 pm

Fantastic work there, signing up and making your first post such an abortion

I'm not sure you understand how forums like this work

But you tried, and thats the most important thing xx
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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Since85 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:48 pm

What are you smoking Mutters old chap?

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Mutleys dog » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:49 pm

Thank you. Tis all true though.
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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Kingfield Ender » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:52 pm

I'm having Coffee, and thinking about it

Nice to finally have you on here Dowse
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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Card Sharp » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:01 pm

I don't mind being called a Cockbunglingfuckwit, but to be lumped in with Nonsensical and Ash? ;-)

And you do realise what John Katz's plan is? And where we plan to be in 3 years?

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by KT15 Card » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:21 pm

Kingfield Ender wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:52 pm
I'm having Coffee, and thinking about it

Nice to finally have you on here Dowse
I reckon it's a troll from the Conference forum

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Kingfield Ender » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:27 pm

I want to see more from Mutley's Dog
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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Since85 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:39 pm

Flush him out by asking a question about WFC that can’t be Googled, fan or troll, like what article of clothing was Colin Lippiat famous for?

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by wokingcardinal » Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:00 pm

Mutleys dog wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:42 pm
Voyeur = A person who enjoys seeing the pain or distress of others, sometimes for sexual pleasure.
Antagonist = A person who actively opposes or is deliberately hostile to someone or something.
Cockbunglingfuckwit = Cardsharp Kingfielder Nonsense Potter Wafflebutt AshWFC and many many others.

Had to get that off my chest as it certainly seems from someone on the outside that many on here are none so happy when there is something to be miserable about. Im guessing if you won the lottery you would moan it wasn’t enough and just love being moaning fannys.

You moan when it’s perceived as negative (or careful). You moan when it’s attacking for being too cavalier. You moan when they don’t buy Messi when all they have is peanuts. You
moan when the club is hamstrung for not having a bottle bar when it’s been told billions of times they can’t have one. You moan players aren’t good enough and then moan when they don’t come on. You moan when they can’t have fans and then few turn up when they can. You moan at the streaming before giving it a chance. You moan at the season, the wind, the rain, the sun, the sand on the pitch, the heavy soil, the lack of energy, the fact players/staff/ the chefs fucking cat doesn’t give 150% and bleed like a bastard in the name that’s all which is good and mighty from 30 years ago. Get over it.

Fuck me ladies and gentleman, you’ve really got to get a grip of yourselves. This is Woking FC not Chelsea and staying indoors has got to your heads. This is a club that some of you think is royalty in non league when the closest it’s been to that is another bungling Prince in our pizza establishment! What stinking right does this club have to trump Wrexham, Notts County, Chesterfield, Torquay...... errrr Barnet for Christ sake......? They’ve all been in the promised land while we sniffed the barmaids apron once upon a time. A long bloody time ago!

You know that bloke and his overly made up wife? The one who wears the short skirts and everything always hanging out the top... yeah them. She’s ever so flirty, likes to be liked but also nearer my Nans age than mine.... That’s Woking that is. Never good enough to be a stunner, full of promise but still gets banged by everyone when the old mans away.

See, we aren’t a fit wee thing that’s full of promise and romance. We are a back door bargain that once played amongst the top but sensibly cut its cloth accordingly. There aren’t millionaires about to rock up and whisk us off our feet so have to scrabble around for Aldi’s own Dark Fruits rather than the real
thing to get over our dark days. You boys really need to wake up to reality and stop being such cretins to others and such miserable bastards. Reboot your own thinking chump.
It seems your whole intent on here is to argue for arguments sake and revel in that fact. You probably masturbate about getting a ‘quote reply’ and revel in notoriety. Think again. You look utter chumps and just piss people off here, there and everywhere.
Now go back to your bathroom and smash another one out and read the top few lines again.
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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Growler » Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:36 pm

I’ve logged in only to thank Mutley’s dog for that post, and to ask MrO if that can be pinned on the top of the forum, along with his advice for us not to be an asshat.

Bravo Mutley’s Dog!
Bonkers...but brilliant!
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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Kanu's Nan » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:12 pm

that's the finest outburst on this forum since Hi from Stevenage told us all to fuck off at 2.30am and finished it with "I have a girlfriend and a lamb bhuna"
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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Wafflebutt » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:19 pm

Hey, I understand about cardsharp and some of the others being cockbunglingfuckwits ;-) but little old me?

It took a while but finally managed to finish using the word voyeur. It was difficult only using the top 2 lines!
Good to know I've still got it though, my 17 year old self would be proud.
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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Since85 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:22 pm

Good call KN

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Murph2762 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:26 pm

well done, you hit the nail right on the head with that statement.

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Red and White Army » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:07 pm

New poster.... TrustInTheMutley?

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by VoiceOfReason » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:11 pm

My personal favourite insults, generally at poor performing wasterells and linesmen.....

1. Feckless waste of carbon
2. Oxygen thief
3. Fucktard

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Since85 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:45 pm

“Wastrells” classic, sounds like the sort of word that I’ve heard on Moaners once or twice LoL

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by fatmaninthekitchen » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:06 pm

Oooooo mutley that was a great read thanks superb entertainment ....and spot on , moan moan moan that's wokings wanker supporters but wafflebutt isn't one of them

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Kingfield Ender » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:10 pm

You're one of the biggest fucking moaners who ever posted here
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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by KT14_Card » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:19 pm

fatmaninthekitchen wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:06 pm
Oooooo mutley that was a great read thanks superb entertainment ....and spot on , moan moan moan that's wokings wanker supporters but wafflebutt isn't one of them
True, because everything’s perfectly perfect in wafflesworld!!!

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Kingfield Ender » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:21 pm

Wafflesworld, Wafflesworld, party time, excellent
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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Wafflebutt » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:26 pm

What have I walked in on?

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Kingfield Ender » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:37 pm

A Wafflebutt love-in
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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by Red and White Army » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:52 pm

All FatWankInTheKitchen does on here is:

- Moan about other people moaning
- Post betting tips (which must be placed with other people’s money) including but not limited to Torquay to get relegated from the Conference South in 2018/19.

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Re: New Dowse Interview

Post by neverlostatwembley3 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:37 pm

Mutleys dog wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:42 pm

You know that bloke and his overly made up wife? The one who wears the short skirts and everything always hanging out the top... yeah them. She’s ever so flirty, likes to be liked but also nearer my Nans age than mine.... That’s Woking that is. Never good enough to be a stunner, full of promise but still gets banged by everyone when the old mans away.
A little insight into what’s on your hard drive I suspect.


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