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Sisyphus wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:09 pm

Kingfield Ender wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:42 pm

Ok, lets have a debate about how good we are. You go first...

Not very good. And in grave danger of getting relegated unless we stop gifting soft goals and start scoring a few of our own.

Hope that helps.

Why were you so happy about this?

Incredibly shit today. Didn’t even look like scoring against a team who have conceded 81 goals this season and who never keep clean sheets. Not created a clear cut chance in our last two matches. Stuck with playing the non-scoring Pavey up front. We’re right back in the shit again now. 4 teams belo...

Probably our first 'bad day at the office' in about 8 games and we still should have had two pens... Eastleigh were there to frustrate and did so effectively. Ref equally so. Will be interesting to see on the highlights but I don’t think the first one was a pen. Seems like Berkoe(?) was looking for...

Incredibly shit today. Didn’t even look like scoring against a team who have conceded 81 goals this season and who never keep clean sheets. Not created a clear cut chance in our last two matches. Stuck with playing the non-scoring Pavey up front. We’re right back in the shit again now. 4 teams belo...

Incredibly shit today. Didn’t even look like scoring against a team who have conceded 81 goals this season and who never keep clean sheets. Not created a clear cut chance in our last two matches. Stuck with playing the non-scoring Pavey up front. We’re right back in the shit again now. 4 teams below...

No.

There have been mentions recently that Browne may re-appear soon, he’s turned up recently in his training gear in group shots of the team. Cue for him during our last couple of games ripping it up with Liam Enver-Marum style “contract form” 🔥 🔥 🔥 and another two year deal. I believe Browne has an o...

wokingcardinal wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:06 pm

Red and White Army wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:02 pm

Our top scorers (Scoreboa and Grego-Cox) have 6 league goals this season.

Finishing the season with our top scorer having a few as 6 goals must be a club 'record'?

lets hope Kendall finishes on 10 or more!!

Or that Cuthbert gets 8 in the last 5 games. Specifically 8 headers.

Our top scorers (Scoreboa and Grego-Cox) have 6 league goals this season.

Finishing the season with our top scorer having a few as 6 goals must be a club 'record'?

My understanding is that Surrey Police won't sanction us being at home on Boxing Day because of racing at Kempton Park on Boxing Day because it stretches their resources This gets wheeled out a lot but in recent years we've played Sutton, Hampton and Farnborough at home on Boxing Day. Happy to be p...

TripWookiees wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:29 am

TripWookiees wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:24 am

Boreham Wood also; more southern than Bishop's Stortford.

And Wealdstone, and Dagenham & Redbridge... neither of whom are safe yet.

Dagenham will be fine unless they lose every game 3-0.

Woking 2-2 Eastleigh (Kendall, Luker)

I would guess it would be Hemel H. or St Albans, or both, based on motorway links. Braintree is in the 1950s still. Crazy. When Bishops Stortford were put into NLN there was an argument going around that although St Albans were further south, it would make more sense for St Albans rather than Bisho...

Least goals conceded - Southend (39), Bromley/Halifax (44), Kiddie (48), WOKING (49) Notable others - Barnet (53), Chesterfield (55), Aldershot (70) Most conceded - Dorking (73), Fylde (74), Eastleigh (81), Oxford (87) Least goals scored - Kiddie (35), WOKING (42) , Maidenhead (44), Dorking (47), B...

Didn’t Aldershot provide the funniest play off moment ever when their manager was celebrating their win on penalties before the shootout finished…and before the Shots utterly choked it? I forgot about that, that was hilarious. They conceded in the last minute of extra time to get taken to pens. The...

One final thought... if 4 of Oxford, Dorking, Ebbsfleet, Eastleigh or Maidenhead go down there's gonna be a ridiculously southern team in the Conference North next season. Probably even worse than Bishop's Stortford.

It's surely going to be a great final day of the season with all the relegation drama. As long as we don't need anything and can watch the chaos unfold.

Found this video on twitter of what happens when they start on actual adults:

https://x.com/bradrayner14/status/11018 ... K8m1hVGRcw

Last update of the season: Dorking Wanderers (42 points) Bromley (H), Aldershot (A), Altrincham (H), Wealdstone (A), Rochdale (A), Hartlepool (H) Average 9.3 Playoff 2 Top Half 4 Bottom Half 2 Kidderminster Harriers (43) Altrincham (H), Chesterfield (A), Halifax (H) , Eastleigh (H), Barnet (A) Avera...

Meerkat wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:58 am

So what was their beef? what did they think the kids were doing wrong?

Standing on seats, I think.

The stewards today were playing war games, kept rotating every 5 mins as though it was one great big fucking mission to keep a bunch of teenagers under control. All padded up, one had like protection on his back that moterbike racers have. They blew it all up by roughly man handling boys out the cr...

Meerkat wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:42 am

How many Woking fans were there? Seemed quite a few but spaced out.
Was somewhat breezy on the pier!

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What was wrong with them? Were they just warming up for an evening shift at the clubs trying to kick as many people out as possible? Also - what do the police at football grounds actually offer these days? Filming people from a distance to pretend they’re busy. Like they did at Aldershot on Boxing D...

Interesting that no-one from the bottom 6 plays each other between now and the end of the season.

I can only assume that R&WA didn’t include Eastleigh when he did the original post cos they weren’t in it, although they certainly are now. I also missed a game for Wealdstone in my original post. They are also playing this Wednesday Yeah - I’ve always thought Eastleigh would be OK until last Satur...