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by Growler
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:44 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Promotion/relegation prediction league 2023-24: FINAL TABLE
Replies: 2
Views: 204

Re: Promotion/relegation prediction league 2023-24: FINAL TABLE

Thanks for running the show, Bowler Hat.
Thanks for letting me win everyone. *cough inevitable win *cough.

👍
by Growler
Mon Apr 22, 2024 3:16 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Promotion and relegation to the NL next season
Replies: 16
Views: 1800

Re: Promotion and relegation to the NL next season

Christonabike! The South draw looks positively ghastly! Bath? Been there a million times. Chelmsford? I’m not taking binoculars to football. So it’s Hobsons Choice of Essex or Kent or West Sussex? It’s a choice between a shit or snot sandwich. Plastic, Plastic, or just plain hellhole. *edit: might a...
by Growler
Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:42 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: 20 seats on the CLT
Replies: 28
Views: 2208

Re: 20 seats on the CLT

How many times are things ‘thrown in to the away fans’ vs how many times you act as if it’s happened? Chucking smoke bombs, lighters and vapes isn’t exactly unknown from our more boisterous types. “It doesn’t happen very often” won’t go down well when explaining how an away fan got something bounce...
by Growler
Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:10 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Luke Garrard's final interview at BW
Replies: 9
Views: 1174

Re: Luke Garrard's final interview at BW

To win this league you need a top frontman or two. If we could find a space for a fully fit Tshimanga and/or Ndlovu then that would be quite a thing.
by Growler
Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:07 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: 20 seats on the CLT
Replies: 28
Views: 2208

Re: 20 seats on the CLT

Just in front of the toilets. An exciting day already. This (in my opinion) was HUGE!! I’m surprised this hasn’t been mentioned elsewhere or at length. Put a Perspex cover over them, like a dugout, and suddenly we’re not all so squished up together in the home bits, and the away fans get 1100(?) sp...
by Growler
Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:41 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Season Recap
Replies: 12
Views: 1101

FAO: R&WA

Comfortable lower mid-table ✌️
😀
by Growler
Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:30 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Updated DOYLERSTATS
Replies: 55
Views: 3571

Re: Updated DOYLERSTATS

Score goals, win games.
FACT.
by Growler
Mon Apr 15, 2024 1:50 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: WFC TV | York City 2-0 Woking | Match Highlights and Interviews
Replies: 8
Views: 1176

Re: WFC TV | York City 2-0 Woking | Match Highlights and Interviews

I’d love an “Ask Tunji” session: Dear Tunji, how do we cheer up R&WA? Dear Tunji, he might have said it a lot in in his interview but on a scale of 1-10 exactly how much out-of-ten do you think the manager was disappointed with our second half “turnout”? Dear Tunji, why does it take so long to get a...
by Growler
Thu Apr 11, 2024 1:31 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Updated run ins
Replies: 222
Views: 22068

Re: Updated run ins

Haha yes.
That’s not strictly true though, as we started off fairly well until Greg Taylor’s masterclasses took full effect and everyone else started breaking again.
by Growler
Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:23 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Updated run ins
Replies: 222
Views: 22068

Re: Updated run ins

It’s a bit bonkers isn’t it? Those lovely balmy storm-free but empty evenings in August (football should only start on the last day of August IN MY OPINION but that’s a different point!)September, October & November seem a long long time ago now. I think we all said at the time it was madness not to...
by Growler
Mon Apr 08, 2024 5:56 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Wealdstone
Replies: 24
Views: 2986

Re: Wealdstone

Meerkat has been talking sense of late.
Obviously this was bound to end and he’d revert to type.

Woking winning again, Meerkat being bonkers… and suddenly everything goes back to normal and all is right with the world 👍
by Growler
Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:32 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Updated DOYLERSTATS
Replies: 55
Views: 3571

Re: Updated DOYLERSTATS

Great discussion and I agree with everyone here, but one thing I disagree with: it’s a back three, not a back five. One other thing… Maybe the Gateshead Ref made all the difference. The atmosphere at the ground was flat and silent…then HE appeared, and HE didn’t want to leave the spotlight. Everyone...
by Growler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 10:04 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Prediction League - Dag & Red (H)
Replies: 62
Views: 1864

Re: Match Prediction League - Dag & Red (H)

2-0
Cuthbert Kendall
by Growler
Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:29 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Bromley (A) Match Thread
Replies: 68
Views: 5437

Re: Bromley (A) Match Thread

Gutted! They deserved the 3 points yesterday. Huge effort from everyone out there. Not sure why Doyle is letting us head into the 92nd minute with 2 subs left. After those 2 great saves we should have been looking to slow things down. We had 2 subs to do that with. There was only 3 minutes added on...
by Growler
Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:18 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: WFC TV | Woking 0-1 Eastleigh | Extended Match Highlights
Replies: 35
Views: 2268

Re: WFC TV | Woking 0-1 Eastleigh | Extended Match Highlights

Good post that KN, (in my OPINION). I wouldn’t want you to have to re-visit That Oxford Match though. I think we all can agree that was the Zenith of shitness AND Nadir of goalkeeping brainliness (not a great day for our attack midfield and defence either, mind!). Have a look at Rochdale (a) though....
by Growler
Mon Apr 01, 2024 2:54 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Prediction League - Bromley (A)
Replies: 60
Views: 1704

Re: Match Prediction League - Bromley (A)

1-1
Pavey
by Growler
Sun Mar 31, 2024 6:56 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Eastleigh H
Replies: 77
Views: 5172

Re: Match Thread Eastleigh H

I’m from the R&WA school of internet posting.
Never read posts or answers - unless they meet my AGENDA.

He’s a bit short, he gets bullied by Bigger Boys…but he doesn’t usually let the straight ones in - Jaaskelainen that is, not R&WA.
by Growler
Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:34 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Eastleigh H
Replies: 77
Views: 5172

Re: Match Thread Eastleigh H

Rio, did you read the post?
by Growler
Sun Mar 31, 2024 3:37 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Eastleigh H
Replies: 77
Views: 5172

Re: Match Thread Eastleigh H

Amazing how as soon as a goal goes in Will is looked at, by some, to be obviously at fault. Watch the extended highlights, where Will doesn't claim the ball cleanly and gives away the corner that leads to the goal. He's having his shirt pulled and the Eastleigh player is backing into him, had the r...
by Growler
Sun Mar 31, 2024 3:29 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Eastleigh H
Replies: 77
Views: 5172

Re: Match Thread Eastleigh H

Sorry everyone… FAO: R&WA: Re: my earlier answer: What other response were you expecting? Maybe DM me and save everyone your criticism of my positive outlook …? “Straw man”?!? WTF?!? Fuck off!! If you DON’T expect Brazil 70 why the fuck are you so negative and miserable ALL THE TIME???????? There. I...
by Growler
Sun Mar 31, 2024 1:33 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Eastleigh H
Replies: 77
Views: 5172

Re: Match Thread Eastleigh H

Ah yes. My error was in giving you an answer to your question. You’re a winner. I see you’ve outwitted me yet again and I am now entirely without words. How can I answer your magisterial questions with mere answers?? All hail R&WA! I’m off now to find out where Will Jaaskelainen lives and graft him ...
by Growler
Sun Mar 31, 2024 1:12 pm
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Eastleigh H
Replies: 77
Views: 5172

Re: Match Thread Eastleigh H

It being the season of re-birth and renewal and a time for fresh starts, I’ll give you an answer - it’s an obvious answer but I’ll give it to you anyway, you Negative Nellie, because you keep asking. My team is a fifth division football team. I can’t and don’t expect Brazil 1970. But it’s my team, a...
by Growler
Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:47 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Match Thread Eastleigh H
Replies: 77
Views: 5172

Re: Match Thread Eastleigh H

Look at the extended highlights. 8:45. Their keeper is just as beaten by a corner as ours. The difference is that their fella was able to get his head to the ball and score and ours wasn’t. That failure of the defence is not our keeper’s fault. “The Finnish Dwarf” as a group of my fellow fans call h...
by Growler
Sat Mar 30, 2024 10:56 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Why can't we score?
Replies: 20
Views: 1875

Re: Why can't we score?

I agree with you MK.
I just don’t write EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE OFF like some of our depressive fans.
by Growler
Sat Mar 30, 2024 10:43 am
Forum: Cardboard
Topic: Why can't we score?
Replies: 20
Views: 1875

Re: Why can't we score?

Pavey is well out of his depth at this level. “Works hard” but surely that’s the minimum required of a professional footballer. Kendall is alright at running the channels but probably a 1 in 5 man at this level (excluding penalties). Amond (as he was around for a bit under Doyle): see above. Edward...

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